Oh, The People You’ll Insult

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Yes, John Rocker, that loquacious, mephistophelean former Atlanta Braves pitcher is ashamed to be an American today. Because Barack Obama didn’t go to France. Or retroactively eliminate terrorism. Or something. Actually, I’m not at all clear why his mood is so downcast. You’ll have to read his Q*bert-esque word hop through an opinion piece and decide for yourself. (Bergdahl to Benghazi to Keystone XL to … Argh! Coiled snake!)

Or better yet, let it be. Just know that somewhere out there John Rocker is still getting paid ample sums of money to do his thing. America, the land of opportunity.

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